shayne: i won in the end
shelby: no you didn’t
shayne: is that so? very well. the war shall continue
shelby: so be it. if our kingdoms cannot be allies, they will be enemies. TO BATTLE.
shayne: the Youngs and the Topps shall feud for ages to come
shelby: and when our grandchildren ask why has this happened, we will have one answer: shayne’s a pussy and shelby rules. BUAHAHAHA.
shayne: rules the land of stupid
shelby: lies.
shayne: YOU DARE TARNISH MY NAME
shelby: you tarnished it yourself when you let a girl beat you
shayne: there has yet to be a defeat. you simply ambushed me, we were in a completely neutral position and you turned hostile for no reason. well be warned, next time we shall be prepared
shelby: you were sitting too close to my kingdoms boundaries. we were afraid of an attack, so we struck first and WON.
shayne: that couch was a tri-kingdom! You know this! that land is shared by the likes of the Kayans and Tarans. to claim it entirely as your own is rubbish.
shelby: and the kayans and tarans have a treaty with the Youngs, the Topps do not. therefore, you must ask permission to be that close to our castle, which you did not ask. you just took. just like the Topps, always taking
shayne: The Topps were promised safe stay on the lines of your kingdom. in fact it was the Youngs that invited us to that area. you lied to us. you led us in with false hospitality and then struck when we were at our most trusting and vulnerable
shelby: we shall see, only the most honest (and badass) shall conquer